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ALGEBRA · GEOMETRY · CALCULUS We've done the math. It checks out.
Sometimes I Go Off On A Tangent
Loses An I
Loses An I Sale price$25.00
Forget Average Be An Outlier
Avoid Negativity
Avoid Negativity Sale price$25.00
I See You Have Graph Paper
I See You Have Graph Paper Sale price$25.00
Mmmm Pi
Mmmm Pi Sale price$25.00
The Dad Angle
The Dad Angle Sale price$25.00
Paranormal Distribution
Paranormal Distribution Sale price$25.00
Numerator / Denominator
Numerator / Denominator Sale price$25.00
Math Ninja
Math Ninja Sale price$25.00
Yes I’m Always Right
Yes I’m Always Right Sale price$25.00
Math Is No Prob-llama
Math Is No Prob-llama Sale price$25.00
Normal distribusaurus
Normal distribusaurus Sale price$25.00
Do The Math
Do The Math Sale price$25.00
Five Out Of Four People
Five Out Of Four People Sale price$25.00
Mathematics Gives Us Hope
Mathematics Gives Us Hope Sale price$25.00
Get Real Be Rational
Get Real Be Rational Sale price$25.00
I Do Math Like A Girl
I Do Math Like A Girl Sale price$25.00
Rabbit-Duck Paradox
Rabbit-Duck Paradox Sale price$25.00
Geometry Hippotenuse
Geometry Hippotenuse Sale price$25.00
Dear Algebra
Dear Algebra Sale price$25.00
Meanosaur
Meanosaur Sale price$25.00
Medianodon
Medianodon Sale price$25.00
Algebraptor
Algebraptor Sale price$25.00
Triggersome
Triggersome Sale price$25.00
Dinosore
Dinosore Sale price$25.00
Errorsaur
Errorsaur Sale price$25.00
Quadrasaurus
Quadrasaurus Sale price$25.00
Integratopteryx
Integratopteryx Sale price$25.00
Derivasaurus
Derivasaurus Sale price$25.00
Limitasaurus
Limitasaurus Sale price$25.00
Modeasaur
Modeasaur Sale price$25.00
Math Is My Cardio
Math Is My Cardio Sale price$25.00
Melted Genius
Melted Genius Sale price$25.00
Powered By Numbers And Caffeine
Trust Me, I'm A Mathematician
Sorry I'm Late, I Took The Rhombus
Quiet, I'm Doing Math
Quiet, I'm Doing Math Sale price$25.00
Come To The Math Side, We Have π
The Normal Distribution
The Normal Distribution Sale price$25.00
Bayes' Theorem
Bayes' Theorem Sale price$25.00
Correlation Is Not Causation
The Central Limit Theorem
The Central Limit Theorem Sale price$25.00
Simpson's Paradox
Simpson's Paradox Sale price$25.00
Survivorship Bias
Survivorship Bias Sale price$25.00
The Birthday Problem
The Birthday Problem Sale price$25.00
Anscombe's Quartet
Anscombe's Quartet Sale price$25.00
Statistics Teacher: The Standard Error
Benford's Law
Benford's Law Sale price$25.00
Type I And Type II
Type I And Type II Sale price$25.00
Margin Of Error
Margin Of Error Sale price$25.00
The Three Doors Problem
The Three Doors Problem Sale price$25.00
The Bridges of Königsberg
The Bridges of Königsberg Sale price$25.00
The Platonic Solids
The Platonic Solids Sale price$25.00
Pythagoras
Pythagoras Sale price$25.00
The Golden Ratio
The Golden Ratio Sale price$25.00
The Möbius Strip
The Möbius Strip Sale price$25.00
Conic Sections
Conic Sections Sale price$25.00
Euler's Formula
Euler's Formula Sale price$25.00
The Sierpiński Triangle
The Sierpiński Triangle Sale price$25.00
Non-Euclidean Geometry
Non-Euclidean Geometry Sale price$25.00
The Nine-Point Circle
The Nine-Point Circle Sale price$25.00
Geometry Teacher: The Construction
Tessellation
Tessellation Sale price$25.00
Thales' Theorem
Thales' Theorem Sale price$25.00
Completing The Square
Completing The Square Sale price$25.00
The Difference Of Two Squares
The Discriminant
The Discriminant Sale price$25.00
The Quadratic Formula
The Quadratic Formula Sale price$25.00
Euler's Identity
Euler's Identity Sale price$25.00
The Fundamental Theorem
The Fundamental Theorem Sale price$25.00
Pascal's Triangle
Pascal's Triangle Sale price$25.00
No Formula For The Quintic
No Formula For The Quintic Sale price$25.00
Imaginary Numbers
Imaginary Numbers Sale price$25.00
Logarithms
Logarithms Sale price$25.00
Simultaneous Equations
Simultaneous Equations Sale price$25.00
Al-Khwarizmi
Al-Khwarizmi Sale price$25.00
Algebra Teacher
Algebra Teacher Sale price$25.00
The Derivative
The Derivative Sale price$25.00
The Fundamental Theorem
The Fundamental Theorem Sale price$25.00
The Integral
The Integral Sale price$25.00
The Number e
The Number e Sale price$25.00
Limits
Limits Sale price$25.00
Zeno's Series
Zeno's Series Sale price$25.00
The Product Rule
The Product Rule Sale price$25.00
The Sine Cycle
The Sine Cycle Sale price$25.00
The Chain Rule
The Chain Rule Sale price$25.00
Taylor Series
Taylor Series Sale price$25.00
Concavity
Concavity Sale price$25.00
Gabriel's Horn
Gabriel's Horn Sale price$25.00
The Mean Value Theorem
The Mean Value Theorem Sale price$25.00
Newton And Leibniz
Newton And Leibniz Sale price$25.00
Optimisation
Optimisation Sale price$25.00
Calculus Teacher
Calculus Teacher Sale price$25.00
The Natural Logarithm
The Natural Logarithm Sale price$25.00
Think Outside The Box
Think Outside The Box Sale price$25.00

Math Shirts, Properly Drawn

Statistics · Algebra · Geometry

Where equations, bell curves, and the occasional dinosaur become small pieces of editorial design. A look at how the math shirt grew from inside joke to one of the most requested math gifts - and why the people who get the joke keep coming back for more.

The Mean, The Median, The Menace

Some of us learned statistics the hard way: standing at the front of a classroom, sweating into a calculator. Others enjoyed it. This collection is for the second group — the ones who quote regression lines at dinner parties and consider a well-drawn bell curve a kind of art.

The shirts that travel best are the ones that don't try too hard. A clean joke, set in clean type, drawn with the same care a textbook diagram would be drawn. If a stranger gets the reference, you've found your person — and that's usually enough.

Meanosaur t-shirt Shop Meanosaur →
Normaldistribusaurus t-shirt
Editor's Pick

Normaldistribusaurus

Part dinosaur, part bell curve, fully misunderstood. Our quietest cult favourite — the kind of design that gets a knowing nod from one person in every room. If you've ever drawn a Gaussian on a napkin to settle an argument, this one already belongs to you. Worn by statisticians, teachers, and the occasional accidental genius — the people who notice the line where the curve resolves and smile, quietly, to themselves. The kind of design that doesn't ask for attention but earns it slowly, one knowing glance at a time. Equal parts joke and quiet tribute.

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Numbers Behaving Strangely

Mathematics is mostly serious until you look closely. Then it's ghosts in your data, dinosaurs in your distributions, and one stubborn outlier ruining the entire afternoon. The designs here are for the people who notice — the ones who find the joke hiding inside the proof and wear it on purpose.

The math tee tends to be a slow burn. The first time you wear one, nobody says anything. Then a teacher squints across a café, or a stranger laughs in a queue, and you remember why you bought it in the first place.

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